17 Reasons Dogs Make Better Bridesmaids Than Humans

Reviewed by Melina Giakas

June 15, 2015

Your bridal party automatically jumps up 10 points on the scale of adorable when a wagging tail is included. Most people make their pup a furry ringbearer or dress them up in cute bridalwear for pictures, but what about making them a bridesmaid? Here are 17 reasons why your dog could end up being your favorite bridesmaid.

1. They won’t care what color they have to wear – everything looks fabulous on them.

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2. They won’t make you wear phallic accessories for your bachelorette party.

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3. You know they’ll always be on time – or as least just as late as you’re running.

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4. They aren’t picky about who they walk with down the aisle.

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5. You don’t have to worry about planning around their schedule. (You know it by heart being your dog’s pawsonal assistant and all.)

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6. They won’t get inappropriately drunk at the reception.

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7. Or spill all your secrets.

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8. Or kiss your cousin.


9. They’ll be excited about centerpieces and floral arrangements – mostly because they’re always excited when you are.

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10. You don’t have to worry about their budget since you’re footing the bill.

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11. You don’t have to worry about them getting along with other bridesmaids. A friend of yours is surely a friend of theirs.

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12. They won’t fight you about hair appointment times.

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13. Or having to wear heels.

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14. You’ll have the pawfect dance partner.

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15. They won’t mind taking endless photos – as long as treats are involved.

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16. They’ll calm your wedding jitters like no one else can.

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17. Best of all, you know they’ll be your biggest (and fluffiest) supporter as they are every other day.

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Feature image via NY Racked

Reviewed by Melina Giakas

June 15, 2015