First of all, this dingus is one of the most beautiful dinguses we’ve ever had. And her name is Kona.
Her Instagram handle is @faces.of.kona, which sounds like a soap opera I would definitely watch, but only if it starred her.
Every office has that coworker who is particularly awkward. Kona is that coworker.
This week we’re going behind the scenes into the BarkHappy pawffices in Columbus, Ohio where Kona bumbles around in all her awkward glory.
Just one scroll through her Instagram account and it’s obvious she is the queen dingus, or quingus, of their office.
“I am Queen Kona. Bow wow down dinguses. I mean if you want. You don’t have to. Idk. I’m a dingus.”
Some fun facts about Kona: She just turned 1, but she’s been derping since she was a tiny pupper. Just look at this whimsical dingus frolicking in a field.
It’s a BADINGUS (A baby dingus)
She has no concept of personal space. Because she is a dingus. Duh.
This is actually the exact face I make any time I have to make a phone call. I relate to this dog on so many levels.
“IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO A DINGUS PLEASE PRESS 1.”
When you’re asked to speak at a team meeting, but you’re not mentally prepared.
When you tryin to see the bathroom situation cause you don’t want to walk in at the same time as your boss cause how can you look her in the eye in a professional setting if you was just peeing and a little fart came out like you’d probably just have to quit and get a whole new job.
When you toss some trash into the bin like you’re shooting a 3-pointer, but you miss by a long shot.
When you hear your coworkers deciding where to go to lunch and you wanna go but you don’t want to invite yourself so you just kinda hang out in their line of vision in the chance that they’ll stop and be like “Are you stretching or do you want to join us?”
That awkward moment when you fart on your coworker’s lap. We’ve all been there, right? Jk. That would be wildly inappropriate. (Unless you’re a dog)
When you’re the last one to get the joke. And then you laugh way too hard.
When your business cleavage is too casual.
When your crush brings their girlfriend to the office party.
Literally me at any networking event.
When you get out of work on Friday and you have a whole weekend of derping ahead of you.
That does it for this weekly dose of dingus. Submit here if you think your dingus can out-dingus this dingus.