In a recent game of “Would You Rather,” the question came up, “Would you rather fart popcorn or have your Google search queries visible to everyone?” After reading some of these queries about dogs that we found, we think some people should go for the popcorn.
Dogs are awesome. Let us just clarify this in the beginning of this post.
Suspect a dog might’ve typed one of these…
I think there are some conflicts here…
We all do. Dogs just don’t care to hide it.
One of these is not like the others…
Envisioning lots of leg humping.
Well the humans won’t do it, why should the dog?
Respawn.
Anyone know about the litter box?
They definitely sweat. It’s why their feet smell like corn chips.
I am under the impression that Mz. Cricket Bean loves we BarkBoxers a lot… But she could be pulling a fast one on us.
Speaking of Cricket Bean, I’ve tried asking her these things as well.
Call the vet!
Don’t you know cat poo is delicious?
Belly, ears, unmentionables. Scout.
Bone appetit!
Hmm. Coming from an office full of dog folks, this one is probably true.
