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NOW: BARKBOXED WINE FRANZIA DOG COSTUME + TOY
This BarkBoxed wine costume from Franzia really has legs—four of them, to be exact. Strap up your pup with the Velcro closure and prepare for a glass of our custom fluff blend served very, very shaken.
Pairs beautifully with the velvety plush mouth-feel of the Cabernet Slobbernon BARK x Franzia toy, fermented with stuffing, squeakers, and a long pour of T-shirt rope. Delivered and aged to perfection in a cardboard box.
DOG MOM RAP MATCHING DOG + HUMAN SHIRTS
The Dog Mom Rap is a timeless ballad, bound to be passed down for centuries in celebration of all dog-parenting joys. In fact, dogs deserve a soundtrack all their own, so we put their set list on these matching dog + human band shirts—join us on tour, summer 2027.
THIS IS FINE
So fine—couldn’t be finer. The public
asked for demanded that this dog-in-eternal-crisis become a dog-in-cardboard-box on the way to their house, in toy form. Now he lives on to remind us that no matter how bad it gets, at least we still have dogs.
MURRAY THE FURRY
A.S.S. CLUB DOG SWEATSHIRTS
While past National Squirrel Appreciation Days have involved account-hacking, employee-hostaging, and general bushy-tailed havoc-wreaking, this year saw dogs taking revenge up a notch (we got shirts).