7 Great Items For Classy Crazy Dog Ladies

Written by: Tasmai Uppin

March 18, 2015

Being a crazy dog person doesn’t mean you have to forego the finer things in life — it just means they may be forever coated in a layer of dog hair. So we’ve compiled a list of items designed to proclaim your dog lover status to the world while keeping things stylish. You can give them as gifts but you’ll probably want to keep them for yourself!

Chow Dog Cheese Board
Best for the host with the most

I don’t need any more encouragement to chow down on some delightful cheeses and meats, but this serving board just makes it that much more enticing to have some friends over just to impress my guests with this gorgeously crafted board. And if you’re not one for charcuterie (why tho), it can also be used as a cutting board. Personally, I’d just leave it on my counter at all times for max viewing pleasure.

¾” thick American Walnut Wood
Artisan designed
Available in three sizes

LOVED BY: Stacie
Buy Here, $47

Chihuahua Etched Libbey Wine Glass
Best for humans who would rather stay in with their dog on a Friday night

If you’re like me and like to end a long day with a glass of wine and a dog cuddling by your side on the couch, this wine glass should be on your wishlist. It features an etched Chihuahua but it’s also available in every other breed you can think of (even ones I’d never heard of like Treeing Walker Coonhound), which is exactly the kind of subtle hint of crazy dog lady I want in my life. So go ahead and drink up, because only Doge can judge you (and he won’t because come on, dogs are super understanding.)

100% Dishwasher Safe
Made in the USA
12.75 oz

LOVED BY: Benji the Dog (Just kidding, Benji’s a teetotaler.)
Buy Here, $19.99

In Dogs We Trust Bone Charm Necklace
Best for the dog person who loves dainty and simple things

This In Dog We Trust Bone Charm Necklace from Dogeared is the perfect addition to a dog lover’s wardrobe. The simple gold dipped bone at the end of a fine chain can be worn as a sweet little reminder of the love you have for your dog (and vice versa 😊).

Delicate 16” gold filled chain
Spring ring clasp
Made in the USA

LOVED BY: A dog lover who appreciates small details
Buy Here, $58

Lina & Lily Labrador Dog Print Infinity Scarf
Best for the Lab lover

This soft and lightweight scarf is the perfect addition to your wardrobe, especially on days when the weather may be unpredictable. It’s suitable for any season and can be worn indoors and out. And the best part is that it comes in classic colors for easy pairing with any outfit!

Khaki scarf with black Labrador print
35″ wide; 70″ total loop, can loop twice

LOVED BY: Chester’s human
Buy Here, $15.99

Fenella Smith Pug Notebook
Best for the serial sketcher

I can never have enough places to jot down a quick shopping list or reminder to give Lady her heartworm meds, so this sweet Pug themed notebook puts the fun in functional for any dog lover.

Unlined, size A5
70 sheets
Made in UK

LOVED BY: The humans at BARK
Buy Here, $14

“All You Need is Love and a Dog” Cushion Cover
Best for that friend who only posts inspirational quotes

One of the reviewers for this cover mentioned that the fabric is like burlap, which makes it super easy for her dog’s hairs to slide right off and not just coat the entire cushion like it does the rest of the house. Which is a pretty great selling point if you love your dog but don’t want to wash your cushions every week.

18” x 18” cushion cover
Zipper closure

LOVED BY: The one who can never have too many couch cushions (Mom, I’m talking about you.)
Buy Here, $9.99

“Le Chien” by Pablo Picasso Framed Print
Best for the minimalist

Picasso was great friends with a Doxie named Lump, and the pup featured in some of his works. “Lump, he’s not a dog, he’s not a little man, he’s somebody else,” remarked the late artist. Who knew Picasso was a crazy dog person too? *one of us, one of us*

Outer dimensions: 15” x 13”; Print: 9.75” x 7.75”
Handcrafted in Madison, Wisconsin
Ready to hang

LOVED BY: Morgane
Buy Here, $79

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Written by: Tasmai Uppin

March 18, 2015

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