I’ll never forget the day I came home to find my dog cowering next to my favorite sneakers – a pair of custom-made red Nikes – which had been torn and chewed to smithereens. He’s more than made up for it since, of course, with the best darn doggy kisses and cuddle seshes this planet has ever seen.
These other dogs, though? They’re even worse with their “gifts.”
1. “Maybe you should keep your teeth inside your mouth, Dad? Just a suggestion.”
2. “Sorry for upstaging you on your special day, Dad.”
3. “I ain’t even ashamed.”
4. “Dog-shaming? More like dog-priding.”
5. “Sure, I feel guilty about eating Dad’s cake, but mostly I just feel guilty about eating so much cake.”
6. “I’m sorry I ate your pretzels, Dad, but I mean – come on. They were pretzels. It’s not like they were a pair of really expensive custom Nikes or anything.”
7. “Don’t tell my parents, but I really just wanted to see what was inside the pillow. #noregrets #stuffingaddict”
8. “They’re not as fun as they sound.”
9. “It’s 2015, Dad. Time to invest in an MP3 player.”
10. “I prefer the testicle, if I’m being honest. Way chewier.”
11. “Oh, sure, shame the dog for pooping and not the human for taking him to a board meeting for no reason whatsoever!”
12. “I…I actually am pretty ashamed about this one. My bad.”
Featured image via DogShaming.com
