Everything dogs do is hilarious in the right light—taking a mud bath, Houdini-ing food off the counter, even just playing with toys. We could watch them all day, every day, and will gladly cancel plans to spend Friday night playing tug-of-war. The only thing that makes adding pics to our already dog-filled camera rolls better? A collection of toys as funny as they are.
1. BarkBox & Super Chewer 4/20 Weed Toys
We’ve got all the normal stuff your dog needs to keep them mellowed out. So why not sniff around, and if you smell anything that like, REAAAAALLY does it for you, just squeak and enjoy. You dig? (These toys and treats do NOT contain THC or CBD. They’re just hilarious.)
BUY HERE, get double the toys FREE ($35 value) from BarkBox
BUY HERE, get double the toys FREE ($45 value) from Super Chewer
2. Frisco Hide & Seek Trash Can Puzzle Toy
A trio of trash pandas to keep your own trash-digger busy. The peeking raccoon eyes under the lid are always watching.
BUY HERE, $13.95 from Chewy
3. BARK Murray Furrgesen Multi-Part Toy
Dogs don’t judge, and neither do we. Murray the Furry knows what he likes, and that’s a squirrel suit persona he calls Razorclaw Sparkletail. Play on, you dirty dogs.
BUY HERE, $15 from BarkShop
4. Frisco Magic Talking Board Toy
C-H-I-M-K-E-N. Whoa, who said that? Eerie… guess we’d better do what it says or we might anger the spirits.
BUY HERE, $7.98 from Chewy
5. BARK Terds Candy Toy
What’s the hot scoop for today? Satisfying that squeaktooth with this zero-sugar toy packed with crinkle, fluff, and a deep squeak!
BUY HERE, $11.99 from BarkShop
6. Nestpark Pup Claws Toys
Make sure your dog has their ID tag ready! (Always play responsibly.)
BUY HERE, $14.99 from Amazon
7. BARK Consuela The Cactus Toy
Consuela found fame years ago and taught us all that it’s what’s on the inside that counts. Her happy rip n’ reveal exterior tears away to expose a mighty sad cactus indeed (and another spiky toy inside!).
BUY HERE, $10 from BarkShop
8. BARK Last Laugh Toy Bundle (Leatherdaddy The Clown + Knife)
This clown hides a secret beneath his cheerful painted exterior, and you know what? Good for him. Also, bonus knife so your dog can chase you around the house with a glint in his eye.
BUY HERE, $16–$18 from BarkShop
9. P.L.A.Y. Barking Brunch Buddy Mary Toy
Spiked with crunchy crinkle and stretchy bungee, it’s a better hair of the dog than the hair on your dog.
BUY HERE, $11.90 from P.L.A.Y.
10. BARK XL Alien Gnawtopsy Toy
Explore this grey’s anatomy! Whether your dog probes for treats in the chest, or uncovers a shocking bonus toy inside the head, this alien was made for close encounters of the furred kind.
BUY HERE, $18.99 from BarkShop
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