Thanksgiving Day will be here before you know it and that means it’s time to batten down the hatches because, while you’re preoccupied deciding between homemade or canned cranberry sauce, you better believe those puppies be scheming.
1. “I just wanted a taste.” #SorrysGiving
2. “I don’t know why you’re lookin’ at me like I’m a criminal. You know I love to ham it up…for the camera.”
3. “My mom and dad always said, “You are what you eat.” #AmIBeingPunished #TotallyWorthIt
4. “Try and do your precious Black Friday shopping now!”
5. “It’s my favorite part, too.”
6. “I thought we had an agreement. If I find it in the yard it’s mine.” #NextYearWeFryTheTurkey
7. “They say I’ll be eligible for pawrole by Christmas.”
8. “You should have made two pies. Your mother-in-law was right… she’s always right.”
9. “Paula Deen says butter makes everything better. Preeeeety sure I was helping.”
10. “You’re right. It’s definitely better à la mode.”
11. “It’s not like I ate the turkey.” #Priorities
12. “You’re lucky you don’t know how to make pie. Otherwise the whole thing would be gone.”
13. “This is what they get for leaving the table to watch the game.” #GoCowboys
14. “Is this really necessary? I didn’t even eat anything.”
15. “If you open the window, I can make the jump!” #CallTheVet #Now
BONUS ROUND:
And then there’s this pooch who tried to ruin Thanksgiving before it even started!