, even covered in mud (significantly
more than your dog, who is presumably the reason you got into this literal mess) you are too pure for this world. I don't know what happened to you out there in the mud, walking your pup, but I'll be seeing it in my dreams. And then I'll laugh so hard I'll pee in my dream pants.
We hope you enjoyed tonight's edition of Bark After Dark, the one-stop-shop for all your insane-in-the-canine, cuckoo-for-cocoa-ruffs, barking mad needs!