23 More Reasons Why Dachshunds Are The Gold Medalists Of Dog Shaming

Dachshunds were bred to hunt badgers, and apparently to feel absolutely no remorse for their actions! Somewhere along the line, the chromosomes that carry the genes for humility, guilt and shame were accidentally bred out of these pint sized trouble makers. Check out the proof below. 1. Much like prisoners, they strategically use their poop as a weapon. dogshaming poop tray 2. They lull you into false security with their adorable snoozings, then crush your dreams with their waking sprees of destruction. dogshaming panic 3. No species is safe from their reign (or shall I say "rain") of terror. dogshaming red ants 4. They have odd fetishes, much like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. dogshaming lotion 5. They aren't above impersonating handicapped pups so hide your parking passes! dogshaming broken 6. They will shrewdly sabotage your summer plans. dogshaming flip flop 7. They will do whatever it takes to remain only children. WHATEVER. IT. TAKES. dogshaming man parts 8. All food is their food. dogshaming soup 9. They have no respect for antiques. dogshaming belt 10. Or American Icons. dogshaming lamb chop 11. Or the veterinary community. dogshaming vet poop 12. No one is safe when they are on a crime spree. dogshaming escape 13. They could care less about the psychological damage their indecent exposure might cause. dogshaming lipstick 14. Their demented urge for mayhem often results in self destructive behavior. dogshaming electric blanket 15. Are they selfish or just concealing evidence? dogshaming tissues 16. They employ shady accomplices. dogshaming chicken 17. Hmm, mutilated dinosaur...extinct species...coincidence? dogshaming dino 18. They perform unlicensed carpentry. dogshaming woodchuck 19. They'll do what they must to prevent a certain call from a certain dog officer. dogshaming blue tooth 20. They lack impulse control and are prone to binging and purging. dogshaming butter 21. They refuse to conform to society's gender stereotypes. dogshaming hump 22. They treat family like "the help". dogshaming barf 23. And they treat 'the help" like servants. dogshaming purple-wally-563x1000

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Hope Bobbitt

6 years ago

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