♫ Ohhhhh I’ve got a ♫
♫ lovely bunch of doggy bums *tweedle-e-de* ♫
♫ There they are all standing in a row ♫
♫ bum bum bum bum ♫
♫big ones♫
♫ small ones ♫
♫ some as big as your head… ♫
♫ Ya give ’em a scratch ♫
♫ a flick of the wrist ♫
♫That’s what the doggeh ruvs!♫
♫ Ohhhhhhhhh!♫
♫ I’ve got ♫
♫ a lovely bunch of doggeh bums… ♫
♫ *Tweedle-e-dee* ♫
♫ There they are all standing in a row ♫
♫ bum ♫
♫ bum ♫
♫ bum ♫
♫ Every bum I see it ♫
♫ gives me laughs in my belly! ♫
♫ There’re furry ones… ♫
♫ Baby ones… ♫
♫ Some that mess with your head… ♫
♫ With a flick of their tail… ♫
♫ They never fail… ♫
♫ To make my belly hurt! [From laughin’] ♫
Now what I can’t decide…
…Is which booty is best…
Between da Corgis and da Bullies! ♫OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH♫
♫ I’ve got ♫
♫ a lovely bunch of doggeh bums… ♫