♫ Ohhhhh I’ve got a ♫


♫ lovely bunch of doggy bums *tweedle-e-de* ♫


♫ There they are all standing in a row ♫


♫ bum bum bum bum ♫


♫big ones♫


♫ small ones ♫


♫ some as big as your head… ♫


♫ Ya give ’em a scratch ♫


♫ a flick of the wrist ♫


♫That’s what the doggeh ruvs!♫


♫ Ohhhhhhhhh!♫


♫ I’ve got ♫


♫ a lovely bunch of doggeh bums… ♫


♫ *Tweedle-e-dee* ♫


♫ There they are all standing in a row ♫


♫ bum ♫


♫ bum ♫


♫ bum ♫


♫ Every bum I see it ♫


♫ gives me laughs in my belly! ♫


♫ There’re furry ones… ♫


♫ Baby ones… ♫


♫ Some that mess with your head… ♫


♫ With a flick of their tail… ♫


♫ They never fail… ♫


♫ To make my belly hurt! [From laughin’] ♫


Now what I can’t decide…


…Is which booty is best…


Between da Corgis and da Bullies! ♫OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH♫


♫ I’ve got ♫


♫ a lovely bunch of doggeh bums… ♫


Tweedle-e-dee. 😉

