This Dog Bursting Through His Human’s Legs Looks Like The Next B-Movie Monster
October 2, 2015
Hope you enjoyed your apple picking and your pumpkin spice lattes, because fall is about to get scary. A few weeks shy of Halloween, BarkPost is terrified to report our first monster sighting of the season: This vicious, toothy beast!
Please report any sightings of the Legs Monster to your local authorities. Be warned, the Legs Monster will not rest until he has scarfed all the tiny fluffy toy mice. And DO NOT FEED THE LEGS MONSTER TREATS, unless he's been a good monster.