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20 Dogs Who Shamelessly Delight In Being Jerks

As much as we love our dogs, they're not always the most polite pups. Here are 20 of our favorite rude dogs from the Animals Being Jerks blog. *Note: These pups are hilariously rude, but not necessarily appropriate for tiny hoomans. But you big hoomans get ready to laugh your tails off!* 1. "I'm sorry, were you sitting there?" [caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="555"]Puppy sits on cat's face - AnimalsBeingDicks.com Source: AnimalsBeingJerks[/caption] 2. "Stop trying to make fetch happen." [caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="558"]Dog refuses to catch frisbee - AnimalsBeingDicks.com Source: AnimalsBeingJerks[/caption] 3. "We don’t get a lot of hate mail here... but when we do, this is typically how we treat it." [caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="558"]Dog attacks mail as it comes through the mail slot - AnimalsBeingDicks.com Source: AnimalsBeingJerks[/caption] 4. "Take a breath mint." [caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="532"]Pug rejects kiss from a man. - AnimalsBeingDicks.com Source: AnimalsBeingJerks[/caption] 5. "I feel like our relationship has lost its passion." [caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="528"]Dog has tongue out on girls face - AnimalsBeingDicks.com Source: AnimalsBeingJerks[/caption] 6. "Get to steppin'!" [caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="536"]Dog taking it's bed back from a baby - AnimalsBeingDicks.com Source: AnimalsBeingJerks[/caption] 7. Derek got pretty carried away when he discovered his penis. [caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="527"]Dog humps his bed very fast - AnimalsBeingDicks.com Source: AnimalsBeingJerks[/caption] 8. "No. More. BATHS!" [caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="550"]Pug attacking shampoo bottles on a bathtub. - AnimalsBeingDicks.com Source: AnimalsBeingJerks[/caption] 9. Where there's a will, there's a way. Unless your dog's a jerk. [caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="460"]Dog takes toy from a little baby. Source:AnimalsBeingJerks[/caption] 10. The human wanted to be number one, but the dog wanted to make number two. [caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="507"]Dog takes a poop during competition - AnimalsBeingDicks.com Source: AnimalsBeingJerks[/caption] 11. "Honey, I haven't seen the dog since I finished all the raking..." [caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="439"]Husky playing in leaves - AnimalsBeingDicks.com Source: AnimalsBeingJerks[/caption] 12. "He loves me. He loves me..." NOT! [caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="550"]Dog aggressively attacks a flower - AnimalsBeingDicks.com Source: AnimalsBeingJerks[/caption] 13. Little known fact: Corgis. Hate. Lettuce. [caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="459"]Corgi freaking out at some Cabbage - AnimalsBeingDicks.com Source: AnimalsBeingJerks[/caption] 14. It's not being a jerk when it happens to a cat. [caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="443"]Dog steps on, then sits on a cat. - AnimalsBeingDicks.com Source: AnimalsBeingJerks[/caption] 15. He wasn’t a licensed masseuse, but that didn’t stop him from running his illegal home massage parlor. [caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="523"]Corgi massages mans back - AnimalsBeingDicks.com Source:AnimalsBeingJerks[/caption] 16. Insult to injury. [caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="470"]Dog humps man as he falls off a trampoline - AnimalsBeingDicks.com Source:AnimalsBeingJerks[/caption] 17. Your puppy will absolutely FLIP for the new taste of Purina puppy chow! [caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="547"]Puppy accidentally flipping into a bowl of dog food. - AnimalsBeingDicks.com Source: AnimalsBeingJerks[/caption] 18. Leon never forgot the bath his owner gave him and the vow he made that day to get revenge. [caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="560"] Source: AnimalsBeingJerks[/caption] 19. Happy Birthday to the GROUND! [caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="561"]Dog smashes birthday cake - AnimalsBeingDicks.com Source:AnimalsBeingJerks[/caption] 20. "Sharing is for the birds. I'm a dog." [caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="511"]Dog with cone blocks other dogs from eating food - AnimalsBeingDicks.com Source: AnimalsBeingJerks[/caption]
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Hope Bobbitt

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