Welcome to Bark After Dark, a series of hilarious but slightly unusual articles we post in the wee hours of the morning for you weirdos night owls. Not for the faint of heart, weak of stomach, or low of humor. Enjoy!
It’s like my heart is a Pillsbury crescent roll, and this video is the butter. It’s like I’m Joseph, and this video is my amazing technicolor dreamcoat. It’s like my soul is on it’s period, and this video is a salacious Lifetime movie and a bottle of red wine. It’s like Christopher Cross is singing, while this dog goes on a car ride that’s shining, shimmering, splendid AF.
