Welcome to Bark After Dark, a series of hilarious but slightly unusual articles we post in the wee hours of the morning for you
weirdos night owls. Not for the faint of heart, weak of stomach, or low of humor. Enjoy!
Be sure to keep this video handy on Thanksgiving. You'll need it as a distraction once your great-aunt has a few glasses of wine and starts getting a little ...racist-y.
Everyone will be grateful for you putting the "fun" back in family dysfunction.
H/t via @itsdougthepug