Looking for a pizza guy who can deliver the goods to your door in five minutes or less? Maybe you should recruit your dog. It certainly worked for the family of Max, this adorably enterprising Great Dane.
Max might have a strange odor and a bit of a drool problem, but when has that ever disqualified anyone from delivering your pizza? And best of all, he takes tummy rubs for tips. Save yourself a few bucks!
After all, it's not Delivery. It's DoGiorno.*
*I will never, never apologize for this pun. THIS IS MY PUN-TRY, LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT.
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