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Ahh, the pawlidays. Those derpy little doges we love so much will always find a way to make together-time all about them. Whether they knock over the tree or the menorah, they’re bound to grab our attention with some minor catastrophe.
Meet 31 dogs who peed all over the holidays.
1. “On the sixth day of Christmas… we got an enema.”
2. “It was just some cheap jewelry.” #TasteLikePlastic
3. “What’s a cheque?” #MoMoney #MoPawblems
4. “Da UPS man is named Santa?” #SantaCookies
5. “All for a lousy sweater.”
6. “You wouldn’t let me play with the dreidel. I had to chew something.”
7. “Shoulda bought reindeer.” #PuppiesOverPenguins
8. “But Dad said I was only worth keeping if I pooped gold…”
9. “We thought they were Turkey Day presents.” #StillTooEarly
10. “Maybe you guys could light some candles?”
11. “I hope coal tastes like treats.” #StockingStuffers
12. “Does this put me on the naughty list?” #TriedToBeNice
13. “It was just hangin’ there, lookin’ so tasty.”
14. “He kept mocking me with his hollow candy eyes…”
15. “The difference is that I love to hate the holidays.” #BahHumbug #BahCuddlebug
16. “What else are you gonna give us this year?”
17. “¿Hablas Español?”
18. “Mom! Dad! It’s not the real Santa Paws!”
19. “I’m just rearranging. I promise.” #NiceUntilTheyCatchMe #NaughtyByNature
20. “He even sees me when I’m sleeping? Aww man…” #Busted
21. “That chocolate tasted like tin foil.” #TakeMeToTheVetPlz
22. “Erhm. How will Santa bring me the rest of my treats with that big fire going?”
23. “Dis year I really really really tried.” #BornNaughty
24. “It was us or the reindeer.”
25. “The tree guy ripped you off. This thing’s made of plastic.” #Patooey
26. “I’m blinking. On the inside.”
27. “Will make toys for treats.” #WontMakeThemWell
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28. “No, I’m not the real Santa Paws. I get that all the time.”
29. “Where did all the presents go?”
30. “It was self-defense.”
31. “I’ve never enjoyed being in the dog house this much before.”
32. “What? It’s my birthday too.” #ChristmasBirthdayBummer #LessPresents
