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32 Doh! Dogs That Ruined The Holidays

Love Dogshaming? Gift the Dogshaming book or the 2016 Dogshaming calendar this pawliday season! Ahh, the pawlidays. Those derpy little doges we love so much will always find a way to make together-time all about them. Whether they knock over the tree or the menorah, they're bound to grab our attention with some minor catastrophe. Meet 31 dogs who peed all over the holidays. 1. "On the sixth day of Christmas... we got an enema."
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2. "It was just some cheap jewelry." #TasteLikePlastic
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3. "What's a cheque?" #MoMoney #MoPawblems
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4. "Da UPS man is named Santa?" #SantaCookies
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5. "All for a lousy sweater."
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6. "You wouldn't let me play with the dreidel. I had to chew something."
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7. "Shoulda bought reindeer." #PuppiesOverPenguins
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8. "But Dad said I was only worth keeping if I pooped gold..."
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9. "We thought they were Turkey Day presents." #StillTooEarly
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10. "Maybe you guys could light some candles?"
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11. "I hope coal tastes like treats." #StockingStuffers
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12. "Does this put me on the naughty list?" #TriedToBeNice bulldog pine needles 13. "It was just hangin' there, lookin' so tasty."
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14. "He kept mocking me with his hollow candy eyes..."
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15. "The difference is that I love to hate the holidays." #BahHumbug #BahCuddlebug
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16. "What else are you gonna give us this year?"
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17. "¿Hablas Español?"
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18. "Mom! Dad! It's not the real Santa Paws!"
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19. "I'm just rearranging. I promise." #NiceUntilTheyCatchMe #NaughtyByNature
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20. "He even sees me when I'm sleeping? Aww man..." #Busted
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21. "That chocolate tasted like tin foil." #TakeMeToTheVetPlz
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22. "Erhm. How will Santa bring me the rest of my treats with that big fire going?"
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23. "Dis year I really really really tried." #BornNaughty
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24. "It was us or the reindeer."
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25. "The tree guy ripped you off. This thing's made of plastic." #Patooey
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26. "I'm blinking. On the inside."
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27. "Will make toys for treats." #WontMakeThemWell
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29. "Where did all the presents go?"
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30. "It was self-defense."
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31. "I've never enjoyed being in the dog house this much before." 
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32. "What? It's my birthday too." #ChristmasBirthdayBummer #LessPresents
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