How I Really Feel About Squeaky Toys, By Scout

Recently I've overheard my human coworkers talk about how "obnoxious" and "annoying" I am whenever there is a squeaky toy in the office. Here's the thing: I HATE squeaky toys. Whenever one comes in my midst, I must do all I can to annihilate+destory it. I just have to say this-- you humans completely misunderstand me. Squeaky toys to me are what: -The Montagues are to the Capulets. -The Red Sox are to the Yankees. -Newman is to Seinfeld. -Non-crispy bacon is to... um... the world. Seriously. Another one bites the dust.

Hope Bobbitt

9 years ago

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