Love Dogshaming? Get the Dogshaming book or the 2015 Dogshaming calendar! 2015 will be a shamefully long year.
Labrador Retrievers are the most popular dogs in the United States, but are they the most shameful? Meet 21 Labs contending for the title of Most Shameful Breed In America.
1. You can’t eat that, Pup! We just told everyone to buy one!
2. “You call that ‘prime’ rib? Do you buy groceries at the gas station?”
3. We think you mean your EX Best Friend.
4. “I came. I saw. I ate.” #NoShame
5. “Everything I’m scared of is actually scary. Even paper cuts.”
6. But she is eager. #EagerRetriever
7. Does that make him a cotton gin?
8. Slowly his mom’s shoe collection became a left shoe collection.
9. The first step of the program is to admit to the shame. #GroupTherapy
10. “How could I throw up something so delicious?”
11. “Oh this? My groomer says the mud is good for my fur.”
12. Don’t worry, Charlie. We like big “pillows,” too. #CantDeny
13. “Actually, you just leave lots of crumbs in the bed.”
14. It takes a big dog to walk away, Pup. But…was it at least a large kitten?
15. Ever since he took an interest in swimming, mysterious “accidents” began to happen all over the house.
16. Hmmm. If he drinks some milk will he poop out cookies?
17. Just clean enough to start gettin’ dirty!
18. “They just kept staring at me with those cold, dead eyes…”
19. Just to be safe, nobody light any matches.
20. “I was just trying to do the recycling.”
21. Not you, too! I guess your mom will have to buy another copy!
