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Mission: Possible: Rogue Squirrel Has A Surprisingly Easy Time Stealing Nut From Great Dane

Written by: Jared Evan

April 13, 2016

Good morning, Mr. Squirrel. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves the recovery of a stolen item designated “Nuts.”

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A single animal was found protecting the nuts located on the porch. The animal was identified as Great Dane and is known for its loyalty and defense against intruders. The Great Dane is extremely sound sensitive; anything above a whisper will set it off.

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You have five minutes to recover the nuts and return them to your tree. As always, should any member of your team be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow all knowledge of your actions. Good luck, Mr. Squirrel. This message will self-destruct in five seconds.

H/t via Little Things

Written by: Jared Evan

April 13, 2016

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