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15 Humans In A One-Sided Relationship With Their Dog

Ahh, dogs. Our one true love, right? Wrong. All love eventually fades, even love of the canine variety. But don't worry, these dogs will never break up with you. After all, they can't go to the dog park alone. That would be weird. 1. "How many times do I have to tell you? Our lives are not like The Notebook." insta 2   2. "She needs to stop listening to Celine Dion's 'All By Myself' and watching 'Bridget Jones' Diary.' I can't take it anymore." insta 3   3. Two Shibas thinking of happier times. insta 4   4. A blunt way of saying "You're too clingy." insta 5   5. Ahh, the ol' "Hug of Self-Doubt." A look made popular by most soap operas. insta 6   6. "I could have went home with that other human, but noo. I just had to focus on my career first." insta 7   7. This dog just realized the meaning of "'till death do us part." insta 8   8."Zach Galifianakis, I loved you in The Hangover, but I believe I'm supposed to be hugging you, not you hugging me, sir." insta 9   9. This dog fell out of love about 100 selfies ago. insta 10   10. The clench of no escape. dog-hates-hugs-16   11. This dog no longer feels the need to initiate affection. insta 12   12. And this dog wonders if he'll ever get to enjoy his dog bed all to himself again. insta 13   13. "Fine, you can hug me, just don't squeeze my fac...OK." insta 14   14. "I mean, I'm sorry you lost your job, but yesterday I lost my bone and you didn't see me spooning you all night about it." insta 15   15. But in the end, being in a canine loveless relationship isn't the worst thing in the world. Just bring home some chicken and you'll be back in your dog's good graces in no time. Hug away! dogs-hate-hugs-15

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Hope Bobbitt Writer

6 years ago

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