WE SERIOUSLY UNDERESTIMATED THE FEROCITY OF YOUR PIG BUTT LOVE AND ARE BASICALLY OUT OF STOCK. TO ADD ANOTHER FUN-TIME TOY TO YOUR BOX, ACT FAST AND ORDER HERE.
(Active customers of BarkBox, please email [email protected] to see if we have one left to add to your subscription manually!)
Alright folks, if you saw the madness yesterday on social… after much begging from you all…
…We brought back our Big Honkin’ Pigs in a Blanket just in time for Valentine’s Day.
Truly, we did not see this coming when we first launched the butts. But not gonna lie– we have had a honkin’ sloppy time plotting the re-release of “PIG BUTTS 2: THE BUTTENING.”
Here are a few of our social ads as proof, featuring our beloved and diabolical office wiener Dachshund, Andi:
First of all we already knew you all were gorgeous-but-filthy animals.
But now we know… Y’ALL ARE FREAKIER THAN WE EVER COULD HAVE IMAGINED. Because we’re almost sold out… AGAIN… of our second order of Big Honkin’ Pigs in a Blanket that was supposed to hold us over for months.
You guys act disgusted, but CLEARLY YOU LOVE IT.
Thank you all for being the filthiest, most twisty, most hilarious, dog-loving customers in hog heaven. Thank you for delighting our social media team, scarring our customer service Happy team, and allowing us to make weird AF toys for your dogs.
If you could do us a favor, please Tweet at our CEO Meat Meeker and tell him not to fire us.
