Dogs have a different view of what’s socially acceptable than we humans do. I mean, you don’t show up to a party and sniff people’s butts when introducing yourself. (Unless it’s that kind of party. #YOLO?)
But there are some butt-sniffin’ body-checkin’ treat-stealin’ dogs who are pushing limits when it comes to dog etiquette. Here are 18 of the rudest, most in-yo-face pups that would have made Emily Post shake her head.
1. This conehead who turns his cone of shame into a cone of gain.
2. “Just jump in, scaredy cat!”
3. This dog who has the worst case of backseat driver road rage.
4. #friendzoned
5. “I object to this marriage. He has a cat. How could you?!”
6. “I said peanut butter, not carob!”
7. This dog who…just makes everyone uncomfortable.
8. The two quick blinks before this little bandit ruins the shot? Typical rude pup behavior.
9. This dog who’s done. He’s just done.
10. “Oh my! My paw slipped!”
11. “You don’t need this anymore.”
12. “I said you could have a lick!”
13. This pup knows exactly what he’s doing.
14. “Can you not?” #BYE
15. “NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH!”
16. “Game over, loser!”
17. Classic rudeness.
18. “No, st–stay still–yes. Yes, that’s it.”