To every parent who’s ever had the unpleasant task of rousing a sleep-deprived teenager, allow me to present the solution to your problems: a morning dog.
Not that I’d ever suggest one should adopt a dog for the sole reason of having a dependable alarm clock, of course. All I’m saying is that, perhaps if we’d had a dog like the one in this video, my mother could’ve avoided having to splashing water onto my face to get me to wake up every morning. (I assure you, I deserved it. Sorry, Mom.)