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14 Ways To Get On Your Dog’s Sh*t List

Dogs are forgiving animals. They don't hold grudges like humans might, and they're quick to nudge you with a wet snout to remind you they still love you, regardless of how upset you are that they peed in the house again. That's what real friendship is all about, right? But there are some things you do that might make your dog want to quit you. Things like... 1. Giving me an ugly haircut and laughing at my misery. [caption id="attachment_25351" align="aligncenter" width="640"]Image via Strange Zoo Image via Strange Zoo[/caption] 2. Making me babysit the puppies YOU adopted. [caption width="640" align="aligncenter"] via Giphy[/caption] 3. Taking pictures when I'm trying to poop in peace. [caption id="attachment_25346" align="aligncenter" width="640"]Image via Elite Daily Image via Elite Daily[/caption] 4. Thinking I'm saying grace when I'm really just begging for food. [caption width="640" align="aligncenter"] via Giphy[/caption] 5. Thinking you can train me to pick up after you by calling it "fetch". [caption width="640" align="aligncenter"] via Giphy[/caption] 6. Making me wear overalls. How am I supposed to poop? [caption id="attachment_25291" align="aligncenter" width="640"]Image via WorldWatch Image via WorldWatch[/caption] 7. Pretending baths are relaxing. No. [caption width="640" align="aligncenter"] via Giphy[/caption] 8. Bringing random animals home without my permission. [caption width="640" align="aligncenter"] via Giphy[/caption] 9. Hugging me in front of my friends. [caption width="640" align="aligncenter"] via Giphy[/caption] 10. Telling me I'm supposed to be Winnie the Pooh for Halloween when clearly I look like spilled condiments. [caption id="attachment_25287" align="aligncenter" width="640"]Image via Daily Mail Image via Daily Mail[/caption] 11. Making me wipe my paws every time. It's fine, I'll just rub my dirty butt on your carpet while you're at work. [caption width="640" align="aligncenter"] via Giphy[/caption] 12. Wanting to play with me while the Puppy Bowl is on. [caption width="640" align="aligncenter"] via Giphy[/caption] 13. Making me pose for your ridiculous family photos. [caption width="650" align="aligncenter"] Image via snaildots[/caption] 14. Not flushing the toilet. How am I supposed to drink fresh water? [caption id="attachment_25297" align="aligncenter" width="1800"]Image via Imgur Image via Imgur[/caption]
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Nicole Zalat

7 years ago

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