With all the holiday hullabaloo that grips the masses around this time of year, some of us end up not quite feeling it. At all. Here are 19 dogs who are so over the holidays, and just want you to make it all go away.
1. “So you don’t let me bring sticks home but you can bring a whole tree inside. Okay.”
2. “It’s beginning to look a lot like I’m not leaving this bed.”
3. “That’s it. I’m running away and taking the cat with me.”
4. “Sheesh. Some people really have no business caroling.”
5. “You know when my poopy bling, that can only mean one thing.”
6. “I used to like Christmas. Really. And then this happened, so I’m done.”
7. “What have I done to deserve this.”
8. “A lot of humans don’t know this, but Christmas trees are fire hazards. I peed on it so it won’t accidentally burn the house down. You’re welcome.”
9. “How many times do I have to tell you? Santa is actually Mom. He just takes all the credit because the patriarchy is alive and well.”
10. “Putting flammable socks right on top of the fireplace. Real smart, humans.”
11. “Grandma’s going to ask me why I’m still single and I don’t know how to tell her that I haven’t matched with anyone on Tinder lately.”
12. “I wanted to pee on all the trees but I ran out of pee.”
13. “My face will literally melt off if you make me listen to Justin Bieber’s Christmas album again.”
14. “But I don’t want to pull Santa’s sleigh tonight. He looks like a heavy guy.”
15. The face of a dog tortured with the smell of frying latkes he will never get to taste.
16. “Tell Santa to pull his own darn sleigh.”
17. “Psst. I licked everything in your stocking.”
18.”I didn’t choose the thug life. The thug life chose my people.”
19. “I’d rather be at the vet.”
