Whenever you feel fulfilled about your raise, a new job, or beating Bowser’s castle in the final level of Super Mario Brothers– just remember: dogs have cooler stuff than us.
1. This dog has the most fabulous bejeweled necklace you’ve ever seen.
2. This dog has a personal treadmill. And two more legs than you.
Pup treadmill on Amazon, of course.
3. This dog has his own spa. And a human to bathe him.
4. This dog has an umbrella… And doesn’t have to hold it.
5. This dog has a shower built just for him.
6. This dog has a bed in a pool.
7.This dog has a Victorian cottage.
Cottage. (Also on Amazon.)