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12 Things To Get The Dog Who Lives The Richie Rich Life

Whenever you feel fulfilled about your raise, a new job, or beating Bowser's castle in the final level of Super Mario Brothers-- just remember: dogs have cooler stuff than us.

1. This dog has the most fabulous bejeweled necklace you've ever seen.

[caption id="attachment_71803" align="alignnone" width="808"]"Hai waiter? I's like some champagne down here pwees?" "Hai waiter? I's like some champagne down here pwees?"[/caption] Fabbity fab fab fab necklace.  

2. This dog has a personal treadmill. And two more legs than you.

[caption id="attachment_71804" align="alignnone" width="808"]"Why I's not going nowhere?" "Why I's not going nowhere?"[/caption] Pup treadmill on Amazon, of course.  

3. This dog has his own spa. And a human to bathe him.

[caption id="attachment_71818" align="alignnone" width="808"]"Dees bubbles are hitting... Dere hitting da right spotz. Oh yah, dees bubbles..." "Dees bubbles are hitting... Dere hitting da right spotz. Oh yah, dees bubbles..."[/caption] Dog spa.  

4. This dog has an umbrella... And doesn't have to hold it.

[caption id="attachment_71805" align="alignnone" width="808"]"Take mee eenside. I still hate chu." "Take mee eenside. I still hate chu."[/caption] Dogbrella. (Only $20!)  

5. This dog has a shower built just for him.

[caption id="attachment_71807" align="alignnone" width="808"]"Hooman, make sures you warmz da towelz." "Hooman, make sures you warmz da towelz."[/caption] Dog shower.

6. This dog has a bed in a pool.

[caption id="attachment_71820" align="alignnone" width="808"]"Uhhhh, scuzi? Could you get mah back? I's sunburning." "Uhhhh, scuzi? Could you get mah back? I's sunburning."[/caption] Pool bed.

7.This dog has a Victorian cottage.

[caption id="attachment_71809" align="alignnone" width="808"]"Ello poppit. You want tea and bizkits?" "Ello poppit. You want tea and bizkits?"[/caption] Cottage. (Also on Amazon.)

8. This Bully has a bone-shaped in-ground pool.

[caption id="attachment_71808" align="alignnone" width="808"]"I shink da kids use mah pool for toilet." "I shink da kids use mah pool for toilet."[/caption] Pool.

9. This pup has a door just for her... With an awning. (Doorman not pictured.)

[caption id="attachment_71810" align="alignnone" width="808"]"Hooman, plz get mah bags and tell teh driver to come round at 4." "Hooman, plz get mah bags and tell teh driver to come round at 4."[/caption] Fab dog door.

10. This pup has a polka dot pawdicure.

[caption id="attachment_71812" align="alignnone" width="808"]"I saw dees in Pupple Magazine. Had to haz." "I saw dees in Pupple Magazine. Had to haz."[/caption] Pawdicure.

11. This lucky dog has a leather lounge chair.

[caption id="attachment_71814" align="alignnone" width="808"]"Where my b*tchez?" "Where my b*tchez?"[/caption] Dog chair.

12. And this dog has a bottle of $65 perfume called "Sexy Beast."

[caption id="attachment_71816" align="alignnone" width="808"]"Herro, radies." "Herro, radies."[/caption] Perfume.

Hope Bobbitt

9 years ago

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