Forget celebrities. The people we wish to meet in real life are butt sniffers of a different variety (the four-legged kind). Below, 21 of the coolest ones.
1. Whoever this chill dog is, so that we can ask them what they’re contemplating.
2. Whoever these dogs are, so that we can ask them who won this poop duel.
3. This dog, so that they can teach us their photobombing game.
4. Whoever this dog is, for knowing how to relax and get away from it all.
5. This dog, for learning to conquer his fear (and catch dem squirrels).
6. This dog, for taking the best Easter picture ever.
7. This dog, so that we can ask them if they remember what they did that night.
8. This dog, so that they can teach us the correct way to ignore annoying people.
9. These dogs, so that they can accompany us on grocery day.
10. This dog, for being an IRL Snoopy.
11. This dog, for being the coolest mutherpupper on the planet.
12. Whoever this dog is, for not giving up on those gymnastic dreams.
13. This dog, for not leaving the apartment all weekend and not caring what you think.
14. This dog, for living up to the phrase, “Ain’t no mountain high enough.”
15. This dog, so that he can throw our next birthday party.
16. This dog, so that they can give us some Halloween costume pointers.
17. This pomeranian, so that they can teach us the meaning of euphoric freedom.
18. Ditto for this dog.
19. This dog, so that he can teach us how to play soccer like a boss.
20. Whoever this dog is, because we want a sip, too.
21. And lastly, these dogs, for being too freakin’ adorable.