These dogs are shocked and offended, quite frankly, that a fellow canine would speak to them in such a crude tone of voice. What happened to manners in the 21st century?

Now it’s all, “Hey, DOG! You’re on my grass patch!” instead of a much more reasonable, “Excuse me, friend, but in case you haven’t noticed I put my urine there on purpose yesterday.”

Much crass. Very alarming. So hilarious.