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The Dog Mom Holiday Anthem Is The Only Song You Need This Season

It's about time there was a holiday song for dog people. T-Spoon (Katie Haller) and ZZ Tophalf (Zoe Costello) -- the dog moms from the viral Mother's Day Dog Mom Anthem -- are back with a special holiday song and music video just for dog people. This time, they're joined by MC Sharpdawg (Alexis Nelson) and a new furry friend. No matter where you're from, no matter what you celebrate, if you're a dog person, you know that 'tis the season to rock a ridiculous dog sweater and spoil the HELL out of your pup. (Even more than you do the other 11 months of the year.) Full disclosure: the video you're about to watch includes multiple dogs rockin' booties, Doodles in their finest yarmulkes, and more matching outfits than you can count. Share this with the dog mom that inspires you. And keep sleighing, ladies. TO DOWNLOAD THE TRACK: Go to the playlist below, right-click the blue text to open the file in a new tab, and then hit the download arrow. Dog Mom Holiday Anthem Track https://post.bark.co/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Dog-Mom-Holiday-Anthem.mp3   Dog Mom Holiday Anthem, performed by T-Spoon and ZZ Tophalf, ft. MC Sharpdawg CHECK OUT THE MUSIC VIDEO BELOW: [embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdpUtlU6jkg&feature=youtu.be[/embed] CREDITS: Performed by: T-Spoon and ZZ Tophalf, ft. MC Sharpdawg Written by: Katie Haller, Zoe Costello, Katie Kirnan, Alexis Nelson Directed by: Katie Kirnan Executive Producers: Katie Kirnan, Wheaton Simis Produced by: Katie Kirnan, Wheaton Simis, Katie Haller, Zoe Costello, Spurgeon James + BARK Music & Song Production: Billy Conahan Cinematography: Wheaton Simis Editor: Gen Liu Colorist: Wheaton Simis Other Links: https://www.katiehallercomedy.com https://soundcloud.com/billyconahan Props and Products available at: BarkBox.com and BarkShop.com TO GRAB DOG LADY SWAG: Check out the Dog Mom Holiday Collection on BarkShop.com! LYRICS: Yo, it's T-Spoon And ZZ Tophalf We back Ho, ho, ho! VERSE 1: Been a crazy dog lady since the day I was born 'Cause every day with a dog feels like Christmas morn I'm walking outside with my jolly good fellow It's a winter wonderland, gonna paint this town yellow Fashion's much better in the freezing cold weather Big coat with no bra! While she rocks her favorite sweater Miracle on 34th Street when I'm walkin' my dog And he finally decides to drop that hot yule log Booties, booties, booties, booties, walkin' everywhere! Yo, there's salt on these streets, you gotta be prepared You say the holidays are stressful, I feel bad for you, son I got 99 problems but my dog ain't one CHORUS: If you're crazy about your dog, here's your holiday song Put your hands in the air if you're a dog mom Raise a glass to the ladies who sleigh this ride Ring in the new year with that dog mom pride VERSE 2: Dress him like an elf, call him Santa's little helper AND DON'T FORGET TO DONATE TO YOUR LOCAL DOG SHELTER They got the best vet in town, Dr. K's no slacker Neuters so many dogs they call her "The Nutcracker"! All my Jewish Doodles sitting 'round the table The DJ spinnin' just like a dreidel A treat every night when the menorah's list And may I just say my Bubbe's brisket is legit Sippin' Manischewitz feelin' like a boss Now watch me dip this latke in applesauce Fill his stocking to the top with organic duck jerky That s--t get more stuffing than a Thanksgiving turkey See my dog's face? Yeah, that card's from me I also rock him on my mug, hat, and tree I never have to listen to the carolers sing 'Cause he goes freakin' loco when that doorbell rings CHORUS: If you're crazy about your dog, here's your holiday song Put your hands in the air if you're a dog mom Raise a glass to the ladies who sleigh this ride Ring in the new year with that dog mom pride If you're crazy about your dog, here's your holiday song Put your hands in the air if you're a dog mom Raise a glass to the ladies who sleigh this ride Ring in the new year with that dog mom pride GUEST SOLO: MC Sharpdawg here, spreading joy 'n' rhymes Flows colder than my dog's nose in the wintertime If you think spoiling my dog ends with Santa's sleigh Kwanzaa starts tomorrow, We got seven more days! You're not supposed to give gifts, you don't gotta tell me But look at me, look at my dog, look at our matching dashikis But I don't give a what, I don't give a yam 'Cause in the light of the kinara, we both look glam CHORUS: If you're crazy about your dog, here's your holiday song Put your hands in the air if you're a dog mom Raise a glass to the ladies who sleigh this ride Ring in the new year with that dog mom pride Even when they're naughty Those faces we can't resist Good boys Bad bitches All make the nice list Feliz NaughtyDog Bah HumPug Motherpuppers.

Hope Bobbitt

4 years ago

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