Happy Howlidays! Tis the season for knocked-down decorations, ripped-open presents, peed-on Christmas trees, and our cotton-headed ninny muggin pups responsible for trying to ruin Christmas.
Meet 31 derptastic dogs whose tactics have Santa Paws putting them on the naughty list.
1. “Mimi, it wasn’t that cute anyways okay?”
2. “Honestly, it’s better than your new perfume mom.” #SorryNotThatSorry
3. “You can’t expect to bring a live tree inside this house and NOT expect me to pee on it!”
4. “Do you think my poop will light up?”
5. “HAPPY NEW YEAR! Wait, not yet? Sorry.”
6. “I have nothing to say, butt I’m sorry.”
7. “Mom, don’t worry. I took care of that big, scary green thing in the house – we’re all set.”
8. “…But I looked cute doing it and you know it.”
9. “He melted. Wasn’t my fault.”
10. “I just couldn’t wait for the Howliday Pawty!”
11. “I can get away with getting fresh because I’m cute. Hooman – don’t try this at home.”
12. “That’s what you get for forgetting my present, Aunt Sue.”
13. “You tell me to go fetch the ball in the back yard, but the minute I fetch the balls on the tree, I’m a ‘bad dog.’ Come on, man!”
14. “Jingle all the way…into my stomach.”
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15. “Feliz Navi-DON’T.”
16. “Catch me if you can, I’m the Gingerbread Man!”
17. “I better be getting some of that Christmas ham for this.”
18. “Does this put me on the naughty list?”
19. “Not on my watch, Santa.”
20. “Mom said she’d give me extra treats if I did this – sorry Dad.”
21. “Better for cuddling!”
22. “I was just elfin’ around and then things got real.”
23. “DERRRRRP!”
24. “Now you have more time to spend on important things – like petting me.”
25. “Smelt the treats. Had to have them.”
26. “There was Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and GUILTY.”
27. “I was trying to be literal. Mom and Dad didn’t think it was very funny.”
28. “Can’t stop, won’t stop.”
29. “Twas the Grinches who stole Christmas”
30. “Hi my name is Charlee, and I am a ribbon thief.”
31. “Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.”
