Back 2 School season is upon us, and these Dachshunds from the #WeenTeam are getting ready to Bark Back 2 School.
1. “I’ve just remembered…. I don’t know how to read.”
2. “I already gave the teacher an apple and finished my homework before it was assigned.” #teacherspet
3. “I can paint with no hands!!!”
4. “Listen up, Weens! We are going to learn how to steal food off plates today.”
5. “The difference between me and Harry Potter is that I make this look good.”
6. “Does this mean I get extra treats? “
7. “I decided to put myself through vet school. If anyone’s gonna put things in my butt, it’s me.”
8. “I will not strut around like I own the place. I will not strut ar — I give up. I know I own the place with these puppy eyes.”
9. “Those other Wieners would steal my dog treat sandwich from under me if given the chance.”
10. “This is my life now.”
11. “Remember to vote for me, Cody the Ween, for President! I promise that no human will ever utter the words, ‘There are no more treats.'”
12. “Mom, I’m gonna be late. You do this every first day of school, I’m sick of it.”
13. “You can’t sit with us.”
14. “These glasses don’t make body look shorter, do they?”
15. “Welcome to Sausage School. First class of the day will be How to Housebreak Humoons.”
16. “Could I have a sandwich for lunch instead? I don’t really like carrots. What am I, a rabbit?”
17. “I’m swagged out to the max. Let’s do this thing.”
18. “I’m going to make so many new friends!”
19. “I’m ready to have Weenderful Time!”
20. “Why do we always have to take sibling pictures on the first day?”
21. “If you think I can carry all these heavy books, you have lost it.”
22. “GOOOO WEEN TEAM! First Week back and we are ready to cheer for the Wiener Dog Races!”
23. “It really hurts my feelings when you call me a Weenie in class.”
24. “This is the only word I can spell…. I guess I have to go back to Sausage School.”
Happy Back 2 School from The Ween Team!
