24 Brainy Doxies Ready For Sausage School

Written by: Kailey Persson

August 23, 2015

Back 2 School season is upon us, and these Dachshunds from the #WeenTeam are getting ready to Bark Back 2 School.

1.  “I’ve just remembered…. I don’t know how to read.”


2. “I already gave the teacher an apple and finished my homework before it was assigned.” #teacherspet 

@titanandorion #WeensBack2School

3. “I can paint with no hands!!!”

Ariel Back 2 School 1

4. “Listen up, Weens! We are going to learn how to steal food off plates today.” 

normienugget Back to School

5. “The difference between me and Harry Potter is that I make this look good.”

Back to school Cooper Harry Potter

6. “Does this mean I get extra treats? “


7. “I decided to put myself through vet school. If anyone’s gonna put things in my butt, it’s me.” 

@loganbruce_shorties Logan #WeensBack2School  Jul 30, 1 47 05 PM

8. “I will not strut around like I own the place. I will not strut ar — I give up. I know I own the place with these puppy eyes.”


9. “Those other Wieners would steal my dog treat sandwich from under me if given the chance.”


10. “This is my life now.”

Back To School Lele1

11. “Remember to vote for me, Cody the Ween, for President! I promise that no human will ever utter the words, ‘There are no more treats.'”

@Dachshund_Cody Back2School

12. “Mom, I’m gonna be late. You do this every first day of school, I’m sick of it.”

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13. “You can’t sit with us.”


14. “These glasses don’t make body look shorter, do they?”

Chut back to school1

15.  “Welcome to Sausage School. First class of the day will be How to Housebreak Humoons.”

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16. “Could I have a sandwich for lunch instead? I don’t really like carrots. What am I, a rabbit?”

@scarleydays 2:3

17. “I’m swagged out to the max. Let’s do this thing.”


18. “I’m going to make so many new friends!”

@baxterthebossydachshund BACK TO SCHOOL 2

19. “I’m ready to have Weenderful Time!”

Sophia back to school 3 copy

 20. “Why do we always have to take sibling pictures on the first day?” 

@love_rosie_maxine BACK2SCHOOL

21.  “If you think I can carry all these heavy books, you have lost it.”


22.  “GOOOO WEEN TEAM! First Week back and we are ready to cheer for the Wiener Dog Races!” 


23. “It really hurts my feelings when you call me a Weenie in class.” 

Back to school bruno copy

24.  “This is the only word I can spell…. I guess I have to go back to Sausage School.”

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Happy Back 2 School from The Ween Team! 

Featured image via ABC News

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Written by: Kailey Persson

August 23, 2015

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