Once a upon a time, two Golden Retrievers were crossing the bridge into town when a wild
French Bulldog appeared and told them they could not pass. The two Goldies were like, "Psh, what's this guy's problem?" And the Frenchie was like, "I'm overcompensating for my size!" Defeated, the two Goldies turned back and returned to town.
Moral of the story? Frenchies are boss.
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