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15 Low Down Dirty Dogs Trying To Steal Your Significant Other

Notice the way your dog eyes your girlfriend? The way he cuddles next to her on the couch before shooting you the look? Don't be mistaken. Your dog isn't being friendly, they're putting the moves on your significant other while your back is turned (like a true playa). Beware of these sly charmers. They might have their paws set on your loved one next. 1. "Oh, hello Helen. I didn't see you come in (now shut the door)." big-dog-embrace 2. "Where was I last night, you ask? Um...I was chasing squirrels. Yeah, squirrels." golden-retriever-kisses 3. "So, uh, we've been dating for a while now, and I've been thinking that maybe it's time for us to start combining our chew toys." date-nite-with-dog 4. "That's right, he chose me. Deal with it." big-dog-in-lap [bp_related_article] 5. "I hope you don't mind me cutting in (this is our song anyway)." dancing-with-the-dog 6. "Who are these flowers for, you ask? Um...I can't say. But whomever they're for, they're definitely not for your wife. Is your wife home, tho?" big-dog-flowers 7. "Sorry, Amy. This seat is taken." dog-girlfriend-couch 8. "Please tell me I'm the only man in your life." big-dog-selfie 9. "Sorry, human. You just can't compete with my cuteness." Screen shot 2015-07-20 at 5.20.14 PM 10. "Back off, Jill. He only has room in his life for one bae." dog-jealous-gf-kick 11. "Quick, kiss me before your human lover returns." small-dog-kisses 12. "Admit it. I'm softer than her, aren't I?" dog-cuddle-couch 13. "Shut up and kiss me, you fool." big-dog-kisses 14. "This relationship is a sham. Admit it, it's me you love." dog-kisses-engagement-photo 15. "Don't hate the player, human. Hate the game." dog-ladies-man

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Hope Bobbitt

6 years ago

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