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Passionate Pomeranian Proves Size Doesn’t Matter

Written by: Zoe Costello

September 24, 2015

Welcome to BarkPost After Dark, a series of hilarious but slightly inappropriate articles we post in the wee hours of the morning for you weirdos night owls. Not recommended for baby hoomans or the overly sensitive. Enjoy!

Welcome to Parma Sutra, where one randy little Pomeranian and his Belgian Malinois girlfriend practice the art of Kama Sutra to prove size doesn’t matter. Well, one of them practices the art, the other one, just, well… tolerates the practice.

We’ve all been there… Ammiright ladies?

In this short video you will see Parma Sutra positions such as…

The Beast With Two Backs:

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The Furnication Station:

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And of course, Doggy Style:

 

So enjoy! And remember – it’s not the size of the boat, it’s the grind in the canine. …I hate myself.

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Written by: Zoe Costello

September 24, 2015

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