Man Files Police Report About Bag Of Stolen Dog Poop.

After attempting to steal a truck and failing, this thief struck the only blow he could: He stole a bag of dog poop.

That’s right. In Des Moines, Iowa a man reported to the police a break-in to his truck. When the police arrived at the scene, the owner of the truck said nothing had been stolen but a bag of dog poop.


If caught, the feces robber will face third degree burglary charges.

Police valued the missing dog poop bag at $1.00.

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h/t to Des Moines Register

Hope Bobbitt

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