7 Things Your Dog Always Gets Away With That You Never Will
May 23, 2016
Let's be real, our dogs get away with some strange s***. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if someone acted the way your dog does? Here's some scenarios to get that weird daydream started:
1. Your dog can easily get away with sniffing someone's butt to say hello. You on the other hand definitely cannot. Can you just picture what would happen if you tried it?2. When a dog watches you eat it's kinda endearing. When a human does the same thing it becomes a giant red flag.3. A dog can lick everything, literally everything and get away with it. You try licking and you're doomed for life as the weirdo who tried to lick stuff.4. Try greeting a stranger the way your dog does. Just for fun. Tell us how it goes. 5. A dog watching two lovers get-it-on, vs. a person watching two lovers get-it-on. 'Nuff said.6. Somehow it's socially acceptable for your dog to do this but not you. Hmmmm, I wonder why. 7. When a dog follows you into the bathroom you think, "Aww. He loves me so much he wants to spend every second with me. When a human does it, it's just straight up creepy.
Illustrations by Christen Groves and Ricky Renna for BarkPost
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