Limited-edition dog stuff, for dog people who’d give them the world. Enter your email with those opposable thumbs below so you don’t miss out! Your dog would be sad.
NOW: CHIEF TWIT
Give your dog the distant sensation of being a billionaire! From big squeaks to endless Tweets, this toy never makes for boring company. Your dog can tear Chief Twit a new one and expose his top-squeakret bonus toy underneath—launch it across the backyard for an electrifying game of fetch, then watch it return safely to Earth. Extra playtime? Finally, a promise this space case can keep!
PAST DROPS:
DOG-FRIENDLY PEANUT BUTTER CUPS
Our first treat drop EVER! Flavored with crushed peanuts, vanilla, and coconut, these sweet snacks look a lot like the real thing—without the chocolate. Perfect for making sure you’re the coolest house in the neighborhood for dogs on Halloween, or for hoarding all to yourself. We’ve already tasted them, so no judgment.
BARKBOXED WINE FRANZIA DOG COSTUME + TOY
This BarkBoxed wine costume from Franzia really has legs—four of them, to be exact. Strap up your pup with the Velcro closure and prepare for a glass of our custom fluff blend served very, very shaken.
Pairs beautifully with the velvety plush mouth-feel of the Cabernet Slobbernon BARK x Franzia toy, fermented with stuffing, squeakers, and a long pour of T-shirt rope. Delivered and aged to perfection in a cardboard box.
DOG MOM RAP MATCHING DOG + HUMAN SHIRTS
The Dog Mom Rap is a timeless ballad, bound to be passed down for centuries in celebration of all dog-parenting joys. In fact, dogs deserve a soundtrack all their own, so we put their set list on these matching dog + human band shirts—join us on tour, summer 2027.
THIS IS FINE
So fine—couldn’t be finer. The public asked for demanded that this dog-in-eternal-crisis become a dog-in-cardboard-box on the way to their house, in toy form. Now he lives on to remind us that no matter how bad it gets, at least we still have dogs.
MURRAY THE FURRY
The after-hours Valentine’s Day club received a new member in the form of Murray Furrgesen, who is furry, and also a furry. Dogs don’t judge, and neither do we.
A.S.S. CLUB DOG SWEATSHIRTS
While past National Squirrel Appreciation Days have involved account-hacking, employee-hostaging, and general bushy-tailed havoc-wreaking, this year saw dogs taking revenge up a notch (we got shirts).
