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15 Signs Your Dog Is Totally Basic

Written by: Emily Wang

November 24, 2015

If your dog exhibits more than 3 of of the following symptoms, it may be a sign she’s a basic …female dog.

1. She hashtags her Instagram posts with #totesamazing.

lokistagram

2. She has a collection of infinity scarves.

chilberg

3. Ubes (aka Uber) is the best thing that’s happened to her since peanut butter.

renecharlesnyc

4. She “literally can’t even” until she gets her pumpkin spice puppuccino.

basic

5. She shares her #ootd.

psny

6. She jumped on the gluten-free bandwagon, but still eats muffins and paninis saying “I’m so bad” in between bites.

daily_doglife

7. She a model. An Instagram model is still a model, okay?

miudafrenchie

8. She gets her hair colored regularly, but lies about it being natural.

spaw_boutique

9. She loves going shopping with you.

quincyfox

10. She owns a pair of Hunter boots. Or maybe two.

theallergista

11. She’s all about yoga. The pants more than the practice.

panty

12. For Halloween, she’s always dressed as a sexy ______.

____youu

13. She often refers to ‘bae’ in her social media posts.

homerpugalicious

14. She’s only about the big brand items.

piggyandpolly

15. She wears her designer sunglasses indoors.

thedappernapper

Do you have a ~~bitch~~ female dog? Let us know in comments or on BarkFeed!

Featured image via @emwng

Written by: Emily Wang

November 24, 2015

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