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15 Signs Your Dog Is Totally Basic

If your dog exhibits more than 3 of of the following symptoms, it may be a sign she's a basic ...female dog. 1. She hashtags her Instagram posts with #totesamazing. 
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2. She has a collection of infinity scarves.
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3. Ubes (aka Uber) is the best thing that's happened to her since peanut butter.
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4. She "literally can't even" until she gets her pumpkin spice puppuccino.
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5. She shares her #ootd.
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6. She jumped on the gluten-free bandwagon, but still eats muffins and paninis saying "I'm so bad" in between bites. 
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7. She a model. An Instagram model is still a model, okay?
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8. She gets her hair colored regularly, but lies about it being natural.
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9. She loves going shopping with you. 
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10. She owns a pair of Hunter boots. Or maybe two.
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11. She's all about yoga. The pants more than the practice. 
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12. For Halloween, she's always dressed as a sexy ______.
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13. She often refers to 'bae' in her social media posts.
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14. She's only about the big brand items.
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15. She wears her designer sunglasses indoors.
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Do you have a bitch female dog? Let us know in comments or on BarkFeed!    
Featured image via @emwng

Hope Bobbitt

6 years ago

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