Fun

15 Random Thoughts Every Pup Parent Has About Their Dog

Written by: Brandon Rhoads

June 7, 2015

Don’t hold it against yourself. Sometimes these thoughts just pop into your head. There’s nothing you can do about it. You’re alone, in a room, with your dog. Then all of a sudden, you find yourself thinking…

1. Do I really taste as good as the dog thinks I do? #LickPicks

giphy

2. Dogs would NEVER name food after humans.

lh_photolove

3. Other dogs don’t understand my Chihuahua. I think he barks in Spanish.

sandyxoxkerry

4. Are they dreaming about running to something? Or from something?

5. They might have meant Man’s Best Frenemy.

weird1

[bp_related_article]

6. If dogs sweat through their mouths, and humans sweat through their armpits, what are a dog’s armpits for?

weird3

7. Dogs have fewer taste buds than humans. Which explains a lot actually.

weird4

8. Dude. I took your nuts. WHY are you still humping things?!

9. But the brochures from the rescue said dogs don’t take things personally

rob_flanagan_

10. … or know how to take advantage of human emotions

gif1

11. … I think they need to rewrite the brochures.

weird5

12. Why does it rain every time the dog licks their crotch?

oxumiron

13. I think it’s nice, ya know, that you return the favor. #PoopWatching

weird6

14. Why is my dog’s junk so… huge?

weird6

15. I would trade places with my dog in a second. #Jealous

weird7

Featured image via someecards

Written by: Brandon Rhoads

June 7, 2015