It’s true. We can often say things to our pup-mate that we could NEVER say to hoomans. This includes of course, those who we romantically connected with…and then fell out of ruv.
Here are 13 hilarious things you say to your dog you totally wish you could say to your ex.
1. “You’re such a blanket hog!!!”
2. “I’m working…could you please stop interrupting me?”
3. “You’re making this very difficult.”
4. “I just wish you you would put a little more effort into your wardrobe.”
5. “I always have to clean up your sh*t.”
6. “I wish you would stop humping everyone and everything.”
7. “Um, you’re kind of a sloppy kisser.”
8. “Babe, can it wait? I’m about to beat this level.”
9. “Honey, your breath…”
10. “Please stay.”
11. “Come back to me! Where are you going???”
12. “Do you miss me?”
13. “I really have learned so much from our time together.”
