The elderly are an endless font of wisdom. Here are some senior fluffbutts with some advice for all you whippersnappers.
1. Uh, can dogs eat lemons?
2. Age ain’t nothin…
3. ::hair of the dog joke::
4. But, you know, dental hygiene is very important and whatnot.
5. “Watch out where the Huskies go…”
6. A thick layer of ointment and socks will prevent your tootsies from getting too…ruff.
7. Let me ride!
8. Well, hello there.
9. Because tomorrow, your metabolism slows down.
10. Climb every mountain, lil’ pupper!
11. “When I was your age, dogs didn’t wear shoes!”
12. Pick of the litter?
13. Stay in skool!
14. Think outside the bowl.
15. Is that Petsey Johnson?